TURKEY DAY FOOTBALL

After watching football on Turkey Day,
There is something I have to say,
Each year I chance to ponder,
Why our wide-receiver tends to wander,
Then, the rival team scores on the play.

OUR THANKSGIVING DINNER MADE ME SICK

My Dinner Under A Microscope.

We all got sick after Thanksgiving Dinner,
It seems bacteria was the daily winner,
So much for the host,
His rare turkey roast,
And, his filthy hands also made him a sinner.

MY AWARD WINNING TURKEY

My award winning turkey stood 80 feet tall,
You didn't need to find her by using a call,
But, on T-Day she heard,
She'd be a stuffed bird,
So, out of here my turkey did haul.

I WENT TO MY COUSINS TO DINE

For Thanksgiving I went to my cousin's to dine,
She served only cranberries and a cheap, fruity wine,
After family kisses and hugs,
I got all scabies and bugs,
Next years Invite I will decline.